damn, son

jackthevulture:

What the fuck is a goldfish doing in the ocean

jackthevulture:

What the fuck is a goldfish doing in the ocean

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butt-floozy:

Never change, Romney

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rngrn:

+10 years probably 

rngrn:

+10 years probably 

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why is the feels guy always looking right?

cyberjock:

danbutt:

because his gf left

image

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daydreams-at-midnight:

The thrilling sequel to my mom’s Smash Bros. antics has arrived! This time around my 81 year old grandma takes a shot at trying to name the entire Super Smash Bros. 4 roster, and unfortunately she also mistakes Wii Fit Trainer for Elvis. For all the references she makes more relevant to her generation I also added a side image for reference. I hope everyone enjoys this just as much (if not more) than my mom’s.

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Q
Once I submitted a paper for history about education systems among slaves in the early US. It featured the phrase "slaves taught themselves and others". I did not spellcheck. When reviewing it, after turning it in, I noticed I had typed "slaves touched themselves" instead of "taught". The next class we got a long lecture on proofreading things before turning them in. The teacher never brought it up, but we both knew that he knew. And this was only the third week of the semester.
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vriskamindfangserket:

i’m sorry, i laughed really hard though



cosplay-gamers:

The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim - Daedric Armor by Cat-Sup

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